Once upon a time there was a seabird flying accross the endless surface of the deep blue sea. Suddenly a shadow stood beside a cliff and fired off one single arrow shaped like a fountain-pen. This shot was on target, and the seabird crushed into the sea.

SPLASH!

…it made: the Dead Seabird was born and he laughed happily ever after.

So, wherever you see the Dead Seabird Icon, be sure to have a good laugh, too: